“The things you pray about are the things you trust God to handle. The things you neglect to pray about are the things you trust you can handle on your own.”

“The Schrutes have a word for when everything in a man’s life comes together perfectly. “Perfektenschlag.” Right now I’m in it. I finally get a chance to prove myself to corporate. I am assembling a competent team. I am likely a father. I am so deep inside of “Perfektenschlag” right now. And just to be clear there is a second definition- perfect pork anus- which I don’t mean.”